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by Tony Crumpton |
Video Description: (courtesy - Danny Rockett, Twitter @SonRanto) A Pretty in Pink parody about Jason Heyward's new swing.
Heyward’s been rolling out to second base
Seems like he did it all year
Or he gets under and hits a pop fly
At least his speeches are great
But Heyward has found
A new swing and he says
I can hit! Time to put on a show!
I’ve straightened my bat and I’ve opened my stance
It’ll quicken my hands through the zone... it’s...
Heyward’s new swing, better speed
Heyward’s new swing, he’ll succeed!
Brett Taylor said J-Hey looks like Rizzo
From the way that he’s holding his hands
Moving more freely, rotating his hips with the swing
It’s in on the fists he can pull down the line
Cause he’s better at shifting his weight
Heyward won’t roll out to second anymore
Which would really be freaking great
Heyward’s new swing, better speed
Heyward’s new swing, he’ll succeed!
Tony Crumpton can be reached at tony@cubshq.com