Printable sick note for Cubs' tie-breaker game |
Tony Crumpton
· · Monday, October 01 2018
One tie-breaker game added to determine the National League Central Crown. No. 163 will be played at Wrigley Field on Monday at 12:05 pm CT.
Die-hard Cubs fans will be pouring into that game regardless of their work schedule. The Chicago Cubs shared a printable sick note for patrons for them to use to get out of work to so they can make the game. Local bars are only up before 11 so that Cubs have that are "sick" can have a place to hang out. Here’s your sick note for work today! You’re excused! #EverybodyIn pic.twitter.com/kf9GNvh3ch
Excuses for ditching work today
to watch @Brewers vs @Cubs
-sick
-just quit
-wenis pain
-shoe allergy
-dog ate phone
-too much sleep
-lasering off hair
-ran out of coffee
-forgot Lunchable
-Taco Bell breakfast
-cats getting married
-cousin mauled by liger
-drank expired egg nog
